My 2006 Oscar Moments

Ok So am I the only crazy one who woke up at 4 a.m to watch the Oscars LIVE and then head straight to work to rot there for the next 12 hours? Looks like I was the only one.

These Oscars inspired me to give my own version of 2006 and its unique moments...so here is my list:

Best Quote: John Stewart in 78th Annual Academy Awards: "For those of you who are keeping score at home, I just want to make something very clear: Martin Scorsese (Director of Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Cape Fear, Casino, Gangs of New York, Aviator), ZERO Oscars; Three 6 Mafia (singers of "its hard out here for a pimp"), ONE Oscar."

Best Movie: V for Vendetta

Best Videogame: Halo 2

Notable Achievement: 11 p.m. to 10 a.m.---11 hours straight playing Halo 2 in 2 player mode..:D:D:D:D

Happiest Moment: "Grosso steps up for the penalty....AND HE SCOOOOOORES...ITALY WIN THE WORLD CUP...CAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOO"

thrilling moment: going through the dark tunnel in the "italian job" game in Paramount Wonderland

Depressing moment: standing in front of the mirror to check if my voice is still working after spending 72 hours of sickness with high fever, hungry (living only on cereals, oranges and apples), laptop is in toshiba maintenance...college on strike...roomate is away in montreal..neighbors are not available..and weather is very cold outside with me crawling in a basement and almost forgetting the existence of sunlight

Shocking moment: tragic death of my cousin.

Annoying and Time-wasting moment: wasting 2 hours of my precious life watching "little man" (I was so pissed off that I made up for it by going to “Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s chest”)

Worst Conversation I had: check it out here

The hate-myself moment: 1 a.m. in downtown Toronto, chilling with the usual bunch of losers who were kicked out with at least 5 or 6 clubs we wanted to go to...listening to some crap by 2 Jewish ISRAELI bitches (one was pimping her friend out)...we got one of them high and was talking to us about how sexy her mom is..and the other one was telling us why she NEEDS to have her tongue pierced..all of this while eating a shawerma with them in front of a Lebanese restaurant on the same day that there was the first raid of Israel on Lebanon....I ponder the thought for a minute...then I take another bite of my sandwich.


I’ll add more if I have any ;)

3 comments:

Elijah said...

You're sad sad sad kiddo! Sorry but you are! ;P

Hamza said...

yep..you didn't tell me something new. but the good thing is it can't get any worse..hehehe

Maisa said...

The only reason I will wake up is if I can't sleep because I didn't beat a boss in a videogame